So there's this girl i've known for awhile that works at a movie theatre here and i saw her tonight at a bar at 1 am and i said, "what's up, Celluoid"? and she looked at me kinda funny and i said "Cell-U-loiD" and the 25 year old babe did not get it. Let me repeat-- she works at a *movie theatre*. i had to explain what it was, even mentioning, hopefully, that she might have heard of the Kink's song, "Celluloid Heroes". But no. "Cellulite Hero". i guess I'll give 'er another chance......

